Hola, NESWers. It’s your old pal DMtShooter from Five Tool Tool, and since I’ve fallen prey to a small amount of seasonal madness — what can I tell you, I’m weak, and so is spring training baseball games and March NBA games — I was reminded of just how hateful Duke is, and how most of you probably hate my team (Syracuse, aka Duke North). So let’s go to the tape and see who’s most hateful, OK?
5) Utah State. Who? Exactly. But when you are ready to show the world your cellulite, man boobs and overall history of bad choices for the sake of a missed free throw, you go straight to the head of the class for wrong, wrong, wrong. This man is the reason why the rest of the world hates Americans.
4) Syracuse. “Dome-ination” is only the first moment that my spine goes into Wince Mode as an alumnus, but it certainly wasn’t the last. This kid is going to get more viral Web play than Angry Hitler. But on some level, you have to like the DePaul trashing.
3) Kentucky. Yes, we get it, you have a huge fan base and Ashley Judd. But when you inspire songs like this one? You’ve got a lot to answer for. War crimes, really.
2) Kansas. Your average college sports chant? Just kind of there, really. What KU fans do? Downright spooky in its cultiness. The fact that it’s about limestone deposits? Well, what the hell. What else do they have to chant about in Kansas, reallly?
1) Duke. Was there any doubt? You’ll never go broke selling face paint in Durham…
Or that they celebrate and glorify men who wear Speedos in public. And the fact that this guy got the heart of his future wife from the move? Proof that the disease has no end, really.
Fellow haters, that’s all I’ve got. See you next week.
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