How badly does Donovan McNabb need money?
“Donovan, how’d you like to be in a Dr. Pepper commercial?”
“Boy, would I! How many lines do I get?”
“Just one: ‘Come on, Mike, man.’ Think you can handle that?”
“Hells ya. But why do I say that?”
“Because a gap-toothed, washed-up, never-was retired defensive end comes to your home and assaults you.� You in?”
“Hells ya, I already endorse Nike, Verizon, Novartis Pharmaceuticals, AirTran Airways, Mounted Memories, Playmaker Mobile and Yardbarker.com.� And I’m trying to get deals in financial service, quick-service restaurant and technology categories.� But please, I’m a Redskin now.� Can I wear a burgundy-colored bathrobe?”
“Mr. McNabb, you drive a hard bargain.”
(Why yes, I do still have qualms about Donovan McNabb quarterbacking the Washington Redskins.)
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